~Dramione Shipper!!!!~
Husbands; Wiz, Frank Ocean, Breezy, BigSean, Drake, Tyga, R.Les, Cudi
Excluding my baby Finnick Odair ),:
the fucking pencil sharpener omfg i am literally crying
the shower and the fucking chainsaw
(Source: isavedherlife)
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
(Source: rubywhiterabbit)
Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams
DYING!!!
My jaw was on my chest the whole time. Oh my God. This is crazy » lmao
lmfao this nigga is spot on
DALTON. PREPARE TO SPIT OUT YOUR CHAMPAGNE, BOY.
This fucking guy!!!! uncanny!
I am glad he is in the SNL cast. He deserves it. This was too funny!
LMAOOOOOOOO
He sounded exactly like EVERYONE!
im ded
This guy is SICK!
when he did chris tucker…. omfg.
(Source: thechanelmuse)
“cap”
“cap”
“what is it bruce”
“hulk like cap smell”
“bruce, please stop”
“does hulk smell patriotism”
“stawp Bruce.”
“Dat’s gay”
“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”
“what happened to us?’
“what am I doing here?”
“what’s gay?”
“the fuck is this?”
“the fuck is that?”
“help”
(Source: ariannestark)
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better zip, better zop, beep boopity bop.
(Source: fapitalism)
